Tortillas/Lucinda Williams, Zippy and me

“Tortillas and other related products” This I saw printed on the side of a delivery truck on Milk Street this morning as I walked to work. I was listening to Lucinda Williams. I liked this phrase. It is kind of Zippyesque (SP). I began to think of how a product becomes related to a tortilla. Lots of questions came to mind. How close a relation is necessary to be offered by this purveyor? Must you be “foodstuff” to be related? If you are related to a tortilla is your life enhanced? How? How does one know if their relationship to tortillas is satisfactory? Can such a relationship be sustained?

This may sound kind of corny to you but sometimes walking to work can be very demanding.