Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Terrorist Advisory

I came across the following "Terrorist Advisory" while I was crusing hyperspace looking for advise on how to bring peace and justice to the world in time for Christmas

Attention all Terrorist: Please take a few minutes from bringing destruction in any and all forms down on the Evil Empire of the USA to sever ties with the following groups at once: PETA, Greenpeace and especially the notorious Catholic Workers Group. It is understandable that you as a murdering infidel would value association with groups that would show concern for animal rights and the environment and especially an organization the would “promote antipoverty efforts and social causes” as their agenda however it was revealed recently that these groups are under the scrutiny of the FBI. Not that the FBI is very good at said scrutiny but it is possible they could get “lucky” and compromise one of your efforts.


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