This just in!!!

The Abramoff money ($6000.00) President Bush donated to the American Heart Association today is the exact same money that he received in 2004 for his re-election campaign. The president had stored it in his bottom drawer just in case. “Of course Mr Abramoff is really innocent, this is a plot of the liberal media that made him plea; just like those lies about ol Tom” the president said as he reached in to recover the same six grand from his desk. The concern of course is the use of tainted or diseased money by an association devoted to good health a good idea?