Wednesday, August 11, 2004


I was recently passed over for the post of Poet Laureate. This makes me uniquely qualified to be the new Director of the CIA. I believe my failure to become PL puts me at least one up on the political hack nominated by bushie yesterday. The hearings to confirm me would create as much diversion as those for bushie guy however my total lack of experience would be an asset if I were nominated as opposed to the total partisan incompetence of the guy from Florida.